Greasy shlongs slappin my face

This is jeramiah he likes eggs, ALOT!!!!

gross

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By The Dong Patrol

The thing about quotes is you will never know if they are actually true

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—	Abraham Lincoln (via djcrash7)

Does anyone else notice this SCHLONG?!?!?!?

Mmm gurl you smell like petrified schlong

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Keon Lang

Greasy schlongs

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—	Albert einstien

My wiener got stuck in the pumpkin i was carving

The naked man is my dog chaloopa